waddle instead of walk?
cuddle your body pillow instead of your husband now?
need only a sheet to be warm enough to sleep?
prefer slip-on footwear?
have to sit down frequently throughout the day?
find it difficult to put socks on or paint your toenails?
not sleep on your stomach anymore b/c you just can't get comfortable on that bowling ball?
brush your teeth before or after chewing your nightly Gaviscon foaming tabs?
experience difficulty getting up from a sitting position of any kind?
become frustrated when shopping for clothing?
compare yourself to a whale in your mind often?
eat for two when you know you shouldn't?
worry about your depth perception because you accidentally belly bump people and objects?
lack sleep due to frequent bathroom trips?
drink more water than a camel?
crave strange food at inconvenient hours?
wonder if your feet have started to swell?
wait 20-30 minutes to turn over in bed because it's such a chore?
refuse to remove your jewelry even though it's making grooves in your skin?
have perfect strangers touching your belly?
get excited when you get a glimpse of your feet?
dread summer for the heat?
thank the Lord that you can get up from the couch to do something besides throw up or use the bathroom?
know it will be worth it all and more in the end?
cuddle your body pillow instead of your husband now?
need only a sheet to be warm enough to sleep?
prefer slip-on footwear?
have to sit down frequently throughout the day?
find it difficult to put socks on or paint your toenails?
not sleep on your stomach anymore b/c you just can't get comfortable on that bowling ball?
brush your teeth before or after chewing your nightly Gaviscon foaming tabs?
experience difficulty getting up from a sitting position of any kind?
become frustrated when shopping for clothing?
compare yourself to a whale in your mind often?
eat for two when you know you shouldn't?
worry about your depth perception because you accidentally belly bump people and objects?
lack sleep due to frequent bathroom trips?
drink more water than a camel?
crave strange food at inconvenient hours?
wonder if your feet have started to swell?
wait 20-30 minutes to turn over in bed because it's such a chore?
refuse to remove your jewelry even though it's making grooves in your skin?
have perfect strangers touching your belly?
get excited when you get a glimpse of your feet?
dread summer for the heat?
thank the Lord that you can get up from the couch to do something besides throw up or use the bathroom?
know it will be worth it all and more in the end?
then maybe, just maybe, you're expecting a baby!!
"Not that I speak in respect of want: for I have learned, in whatsoever state I am, therewith to be content."~Philippians 4:11
(I truly am thankful for the privilege to carry/have a baby. This is meant to be at least somewhat humourous!!)
5 comments:
LOL! Love it!! :):)
Perfectly put! I am so glad that I am done with all that!...for a while :) Ill continue to pray for you. When are you due agian?
So I guess you two can relate, eh? Haha!
Rach~ Our due date is Sept 17th...so, hard to say! Lucy came on her due date though. :) Thanks for your prayers!
Haha this was funny! =) definitely been feeling like this for the past few months. But lately it seems I've been feeling it more :s. Hope you're doing well these days!!
Laura~ I hope you're doing well too! Not too much longer now, eh? So exciting!!
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